Top 100 Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

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Here’s the list of the top 100 Most Interesting Man Quotes collected over the years from the legendary Dos Equis beer commercials. This advertising campaign, the most interesting man in the world, launched in 2006 and is considered the most successful for the Dos Equis beer brand, popularizing their beer in the U.S. while also giving us so many laughs and imparting its unique style of deep Zen-like wisdom. The most interesting man in the world is a man’s man, the ultimate pinnacle of total badass awesomeness!

The Most Interesting Man in… Mars?

Sadly, in early 2016 the Dos Equis beer company announced the end of this man’s epic life story, as the the most interesting man in the world is being retired.  But, he is doing one final, most epic, amazing and interesting thing, and that is a one way journey to the planet Mars. Yes. Only he would do it.

I guess he is destined to be forever known as the conqueror of two planets.  He is…the most interesting man in the world and in Mars.

See his farewell adieu in this final commercial ad below. We are left with his final quote “His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.”

There are so many hilarious quotes from the most interesting man in the world which you’ve surely seen as internet memes, but there’s probably many more you haven’t seen. Check out the list below of the top 100 best quotes.

The Most Interesting Man In the World Quotes

  1. His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.
  2. When in Rome, they do as HE does
  3. He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
  4. He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
  5. He can kill two stones with one bird
  6. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
  7. His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
  8. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
  9. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
  10. If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits
  11. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
  12. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
  13. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
  14. His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
  15. If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
  16. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.
  17. He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
  18. He is the life of parties that he has never attended
  19. He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
  20. His organ donation card also lists his beard
  21. He is left-handed. And right-handed
  22. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
  23. Presidents take his birthday off
  24. Time waits on no one, but him
  25. He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
  26. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
  27. When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly
  28. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
  29. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
  30. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
  31. Superman has pijamas with his logo
  32. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
  33. He once went to the psychic, to warn her
  34. His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
  35. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
  36. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
  37. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
  38. His passport requires no photograph
  39. He gave his father “the talk”
  40. He can speak Russian… in French
  41. His signature won a Pulitzer
  42. Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
  43. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
  44. The dark is afraid of him
  45. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
  46. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
  47. He bowls overhand
  48. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
  49. He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
  50. Roses stop to smell him
  51. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
  52. He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
  53. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
  54. When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
  55. His blood smells like cologne
  56. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
  57. His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
  58. Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
  59. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
  60. The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
  61. His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”
  62. His shirts never wrinkle
  63. His shirts never wrinkle
  64. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
  65. His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
  66. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
  67. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
  68. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
  69. He has never walked into a spider web
  70. The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
  71. He’s never lost a game of chance
  72. He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
  73. His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
  74. Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
  75. His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
  76. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
  77. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead
  78. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
  79. He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
  80. The Holy Grail is looking for him
  81. Werewolves are jealous of his beard
  82. Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
  83. He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
  84. Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
  85. The circus ran away to join him
  86. He once made a weeping willow laugh
  87. He is allowed to talk about the fight club
  88. His sweat is the cure for the common cold
  89. While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right hand
  90. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
  91. He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
  92. Panhandlers give him money
  93. He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
  94. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
  95. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
  96. He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
  97. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
  98. Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
  99. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
  100. He lives vicariously through himself

More Interesting Man Facts

The Most Interesting Man in the World character was played by the actor Jonathan Goldsmith (born September 26, 1938), embodying James Bond-like coolness with Ricardo Montelban Latin fantasy suave and fine corinthian leather.  We see flashbacks of his greatest moments, often filmed in black and white or grainy color, depicting his life-long greatness and epic exploits. We see him laughing and enjoying life to the fullest, and we are mesmerized and awe struck. His signature goodbye shot shows him surrounded by beautiful women while he tells us “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis”.

And he always signs off saying “Stay Thirsty My Friends”, which has the double meaning of “stay thirsty for beer” and “stay thirsty for life”.